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~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape:

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And a boot to the head! BUWAH!

Journal Entry: Thu May 8, 2008, 5:32 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: #1 Crush - Garbage
  • Reading: Taxidermy Guides
  • Watching: Computer screen
  • Playing: Kal
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
Still alive, just busy as hell, worked 40 hours in the past three days! Right now I'm his Secretary/Banker/MatchMaker/Salesman/Taxidermist so fuck I'm busy, lol. So far in my apprenticeship I've done deer, fish, rattle snakes, boar, bobcat and gators. Today we get a 12 foot gator!! Speaking of gators I got some gator boots, the back armour, omfg they're so sexy... I'm so wearing them to JaCon08. They're chocolate coloured, (book says chocolate, not brown, yummy...) My pair would go for like $1,200 at the boot store x.x If anyone wants a pair I can get you at half that. ;3 Boss gave me a bloody old opossum in the freezer, poor old girl, has babies in her pouch. Once we get the freeze dryer up and running going to take the babies out and then you'll see one hell of an interesting deviation when I get done with them lol. They're hairless but have whiskers, poor little guys... He also says the freezers are loaded with stuff I could have. x3 Next week I get to do a squirrel for a lady.

Wooo! JaCon08 in like a week! Took the weekend off from work already, just need to pack and get all my money together, pay people off and woo I'm set. Not going to cosplay at all this time I don't think. D: I'm too fat from where boss has been feeding me, lol. Speaking of him he said something that caught me off guard. >> He was talking with Timmy, our night watchman, "Shezzi's like my son, anyone fucks with Shezzi, I fuck with them." le score? He does have that kind of fatherly feel to him, he actually reminds me in a lot of ways like my father. -.-; I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing... But the boss likes me, treats me well, I dunno if he's trying to suck up for gator season cause he really needs people, but he doesn't have to worry about that, I feel in debt for him taking me in when no one else wanted to teach me. He gave me a whole freakin' box of taxidermy magizines and how to guides to read, so much to read in so little time. x.x I dunno when he expects me to read these things when he keeps me so busy, lol.

I have a few pictures from some of the things I've finished, they're getting developed right now. I'll have to scan and post the things that look half way decent. lol

Everything's been going so well, I kind of wonder if I'm in a coma or dead... Cause a few weeks I went to pull out to get to 44, looked left, looked right, looked left, pull out, I dunno how the hell I couldn't see that giant ass dump truck flying down the highway. -.-; Barely missed me... Bah maybe I'm just tired...

Anyways... off to work again. x.x; Laters~
-Shesta-

There's one last thing for everyone... I leave everyone a life time supply of ice cream... What flavour you ask? A boot to the head!

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  • Current Age: 160
  • Current Residence: America's Penis
  • Interests: So many I've lost track...
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Favourite band or musician: Jussi 69 - Drumer of 69 Eyes
  • Favourite genre of music: J-Rock, Classical, Rock.
  • Favourite artist: Dagger XD;
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anne Rice
  • Favourite style or digital art: Traditional Art, better at crafts than drawing though.
  • Operating System: Tim Hortons
  • Shell of choice: Turtle?
  • Wallpaper of choice: st00f
  • Skin of choice: Fur x3
  • Favourite game: .Hack sign series, Okami, Katamari, Zoids, Kingdom Hearts.
  • Favourite gaming platform: RPGs or Racing Games
  • Favourite cartoon character: Envy, Renji, Byakuya, Yoh, Liger Zero. etc
  • Personal Quote: BEWARE OF THE GAZEBO!!!

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*InsaneGelfling:iconInsaneGelfling: 6 days 11 hours ago
Thanks for the :+fav:

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~armyski85:iconarmyski85: 6 days 18 hours ago
thanks for the favs
*1behemoth1:icon1behemoth1: May 5, 2008, 12:05:00 AM
Thank you so much for the fav+ :D

Much appreciated

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`Xerces:iconXerces: May 4, 2008, 11:36:23 AM
thanks for the fav!

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~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Apr 26, 2008, 8:57:09 AM
A lucky star dropped on earth one night, and it asked me,"What do you want? A million dollars, or a true friend?" I chose a million dollars.....because I already got you.*Send this to 20 of your truest friends of DA; if you get this back you're a true friend!

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Im a HUNTER so i MUST be cruel
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak wit
~bluucircles:iconbluucircles: Apr 4, 2008, 5:51:44 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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*dgreene:icondgreene: Mar 28, 2008, 9:25:48 PM
Thank you for the add to your favorites!

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~Zapinc:iconZapinc: Mar 26, 2008, 10:04:22 AM
Thanks for the fav - DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS!!!
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*MoonsongWolf:iconMoonsongWolf: Mar 23, 2008, 10:47:03 PM
Thanks for the fave! I appreciate it.

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~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 23, 2008, 8:58:25 AM
I uploaded some photos at my page i think youd like to see, squirrel rug, skulls and my fox pelt, hope ya like :)

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 23, 2008, 7:44:27 AM
I don't personally celebrate it but happy easter to you too! <3

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~kelbora:iconkelbora: Mar 23, 2008, 2:35:39 AM
XD Welcomes hun! And Happy Easter!!!! =>.>;=...Whether you celebrate it or not. X3

MUCH LOOOOOOOOOVES!

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~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 21, 2008, 6:09:03 PM
npnp ^^

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 18, 2008, 7:23:34 AM
yay! *squee!* thankyou very much for being patient with my snail mail method of paying XD

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 17, 2008, 3:44:16 PM
Yes it has, and I was able to get to the post office today so check your email I'll be sending you proof of postage now.

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 17, 2008, 1:28:09 PM
hey did my money arrive at your place yet? im not sure how long postage takes

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 12, 2008, 9:25:43 AM
oh ok, let me no when you do post it, congratulations on your niece.

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 11, 2008, 6:25:05 PM
I haven't been able to post it yet, my niece was born just yesterday. ^^ I kicked out cause of my step father >> He's an ass.

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 11, 2008, 3:02:43 AM
ok thanks, no probs, it got posted then? how comes you got kicked out if you dont mind my askin? hope things get resolved

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 10, 2008, 10:59:53 PM
I kind of got kicked out of the house so I won't be able to scan mine, but I can take a photo with my camera. Best I can do at the moment. : /

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~GerardsHouseOfWolves:iconGerardsHouseOfWolves: Mar 10, 2008, 9:47:20 AM
I emailed you proof of postage for the money for the paw :)

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Im a HUNTER therefor i MUST be cruel
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no h
~DigitalEscape:iconDigitalEscape: Mar 10, 2008, 8:22:04 AM
No prob. ^^

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"Zomg it's blue!" Pandy said despite being colour blind, "It tastes like blue!"
~misskari:iconmisskari: Mar 9, 2008, 10:35:12 PM
Thanks for the favin'! :)